Forms FORM-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:
Dear <>,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One last thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.
by (
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Still_Alive,
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/still-alive-portal-end-theme,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
Социалистическа Народна Република България от 1944 г. до 1989 г само цифри и факти.
Живота от 1944 до 1989 който загубихме и това което "спечелихме" от 1989 до днес. Четете и разказвайте за да знаят хората истинската си история....
За периода 1979-1988 г. САЩ увеличава БВП на глава от населението със 182%, Япония с 275%, Германия със 158%, Франция със 157%, а България увеличава БВП на глава от населението с 234%. Това ще рече, че България по време на комунизма, дори и в годините на Перестройка, никога не е била в рецесия, камо ли фалирала, както поучава западната пропаганда.
by (
http://www.bgspomen.com/2016/05/1944-1989.html)
THE LOOSE ASSEMBLAGE of paper and string Manu Prakash pulls from his pocket doesn’t look like much. And in a way, it’s not—just 20 cents’ worth of materials you can buy at an art supply store. But in another way, the Stanford bioengineer’s tangle of stuff is a minor miracle. Prakash calls it a Paperfuge, and like the piece of lab equipment it’s named for, the centrifuge, it can spin biological samples at thousands of revolutions per minute. That’s a critical step in the diagnosis of infections like malaria and HIV. But unlike a centrifuge, the Paperfuge doesn’t need electricity, complicated machinery, expensive replacement parts, or even much money to operate.
by (
https://www.wired.com/2017/01/paperfuge-20-cent-device-transform-health-care/)
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